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Originally Posted by Medusa99
And the season is never complete until I hear the messed up version of the Twelve days of Christmas ...ya know, the version where the first day of Christmas he rigs up the lights....
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12 Pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers
If you like that one, you'll love The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned, and found the place was occupied.
by two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse -- what could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse!
The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace and slapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day, what can I say?
This just wasn't turning out to be my day!
The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen", and I would like to find.
the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs.
'cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy -- boy o boy!
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy!
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