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BigBen · 12-16-2005, 11:22 AM

I don't give money to panhandlers, and when they ask me for spare change, I look them in the eye and politely say "No."

I try to say it with love, kindness and respect, but I also have a look in my eye that tells them: Don't badger this guy. There are easier targets out there.

I think about that Nrom MacDonald sketch when he says "You ever see a homeless guy with a dog? The dog is just standing there and thinking, 'buddy, I could do this on my own! What the fuck do I need you here for, slowing me down!'"

12-16-2005, 11:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I don't give money to panhandlers, and when they ask me for spare change, I look them in the eye and politely say "No." I try to say it with love, kindness and respect, but I also have a look in my eye that tells them: Don't badger this guy. There are easier targets out there. I think about that Nrom MacDonald sketch when he says "You ever see a homeless guy with a dog? The dog is just standing there and thinking, 'buddy, I could do this on my own! What the fuck do I need you here for, slowing me down!'" __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.