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BigBen · 12-16-2005, 07:22 AM

I wore it today (-20) and it was incredible.

It was like the parka was making sweet, passionate summer love to me.

Yes, it is a Canada Goose. I really lucked out. It is the Resolute Expidition series.

Dark blue, not red like in the picture.

There are little mesh pockets sewn into the underarms on the inside. I looked at them, wondering... Then I saw THE HOT POCKETS!!! Oooooh baby.

And mobility is great. It is a little too fluffy, and I look like I am about 7 feet wide. Remember, boys and girls, when selecting a parka you want to trap that warm air against your body, so it should feel a little loose. You can use layered clothing to bulk up a bit.

The hood is fantastic. A wired cuff that you can shape depending on the wind, and a genuine coyote fur trim that actually folds in so that the hood turns into more of a tunnel!

(ben does his happy dance)

One drawback: It is a big fucking coat, and when I hung it up it took up most of the closet.

12-16-2005, 07:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I wore it today (-20) and it was incredible. It was like the parka was making sweet, passionate summer love to me. Yes, it is a Canada Goose. I really lucked out. It is the Resolute Expidition series. Dark blue, not red like in the picture. There are little mesh pockets sewn into the underarms on the inside. I looked at them, wondering... Then I saw THE HOT POCKETS!!! Oooooh baby. And mobility is great. It is a little too fluffy, and I look like I am about 7 feet wide. Remember, boys and girls, when selecting a parka you want to trap that warm air against your body, so it should feel a little loose. You can use layered clothing to bulk up a bit. The hood is fantastic. A wired cuff that you can shape depending on the wind, and a genuine coyote fur trim that actually folds in so that the hood turns into more of a tunnel! (ben does his happy dance) One drawback: It is a big fucking coat, and when I hung it up it took up most of the closet. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.