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maleficent · 12-14-2005, 10:39 AM

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Charlatan's Christmas party. It was Sportswidow05 who spiked the punch with too much single malt scotch. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Gingerbread.

I thought it was funny when I put BigBen's t-shirt on my head and danced the the achy breaky on the chaise lounge while singing `Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw...'. I didn't mean to break Charlatan's IPod and don't know why Charlatan would sue me for Jaywalking.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a Grumpy Chick---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Maroon lipstick!

And when I threw up on ShaniFaye's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Potato.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Airplane through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Testy Dog and have me arrested for Voyeurism!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Wishy Washy and Grumpy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this foul mouthed stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Stingily yours,
Maleficent (Really a naughty girl!)

P.S. It's only 10,985,345 bucks!

12-14-2005, 10:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Charlatan's Christmas party. It was Sportswidow05 who spiked the punch with too much single malt scotch. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Gingerbread. I thought it was funny when I put BigBen's t-shirt on my head and danced the the achy breaky on the chaise lounge while singing `Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw...'. I didn't mean to break Charlatan's IPod and don't know why Charlatan would sue me for Jaywalking. I don't remember calling Rick's wife a Grumpy Chick---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Maroon lipstick! And when I threw up on ShaniFaye's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Potato. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Airplane through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Testy Dog and have me arrested for Voyeurism! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Wishy Washy and Grumpy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this foul mouthed stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Stingily yours, Maleficent (Really a naughty girl!) P.S. It's only 10,985,345 bucks! __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.