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Dear Santa,
1:45 under the tree is fine. My girlfriend is still shy, tell Mrs. Clause these thigns take time. The Elves are always welcome but Rudolph stays up stairs where the sick bastard can fuckin' die.
I'll bring the nog, you bring the rum and I am not falling for "It's just snow" trick again.
Don't forget to bring you special bag of toys.
To bring joy for all us girls and boys.
Sincerely,
D.Mantus
Who's been a very bad boy
So spank me fatman
and spread the Christmas joy.
PS.
Tell Minx the Elf
That if she wan't a lickin'
She better not have anyone a-stickin'
Elvish sloppy seconds are frickin' nasty
And I wan't something tasty
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