That was excellent. I mean, sorry about the trouble, but damn. Funny story.
The one time I got trapped in an elevator was with a claustrophobic woman. I started jumping up and down. It was one of those very rare, purely assholic moments I've allowed myself.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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