1. Last purchase you made over $500?
trip plans to san francisco in april
2. Biggest meal you ate yesterday?
bowl of chicken noodle soup and some crackers
3. Most you've drank in the last year?
i'm supposed to remember that? i think it was 5 snakebites and a few feiglings
4. Most fun you've had in the last month?
heh heh heh...
5. Most times you've had sex in one day in the last year?
three... two in the same hour
6. Last movie you saw in the theater?
narnia
7. Last movie you purchased or rented and watched at home?
lightning bugs
8. Largest amount of cold, hard cash you've had in your hands in the last year?
$200
9. Most you've spent on a meal in the last year?
$85... with friends. Soju and sushi
10. Last professional sporting event you went to?
Jaguars game... five years ago
11. Last piece of clothing you bought?
bra and panties from Vickie's Secret
12. Last game you played?
blackjack... with a 6 year old. he won 
13. Last person you talked to on the phone?
my mom... needed xmas ideas for the sibs.
14. Longest you've stayed awake?
40 hours... transcontinental travel
15. Most expensive item of attire you have on at this very moment?
ha ha ha! you're joking, right? wait... i'm supposed to be wearing something?
16. Longest solo road trip you've made?
8 hours. NE Florida to Helen, GA.
17. Shortest airline flight you've made?
Jax to Tampa, Jax to Tally or Atlanta to Jax... 45 min each.
18. Furthest you've ever commuted for a job?
from work to home? 35 minutes/20mi. driving around for work... 485 miles in 5 days.
19. Furthest you've ever been from home this year?
Jax to San Francisco... dunno mileage
20.Biggest fresh water fish you've ever caught?
12 lb trout. behemuth.