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A friend of mine and I like to do different verbal games. Once in a while we name a subject and see who can come up with the quickest tanku or haiku with it. Once we tried a game we called "the Limerick Challenge."

Here's how it worked. One of us would start a limerick, and the next person did the 2nd line, and thus back and forth until we had a limerick. Some how along the way we invented "Mabel" who had quite a few adventures. One of those adventures resulted in the following related limericks.

So here they are and here you go ~
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A washed out and exhausted old Mabel
Was simply too tired to set her table
She thus dialed for takeout,
wondering, Would the delivery man try to makeout?
So she undressed as far as she was able

Now when Mabel saw the delivery driver,
She decided she'd like him to drive her,
His muscles so fit
Made her swollen and wet
She was hoping he'd take this tip: muff diver!

Now the pizza guy couldn't believe his luck,
When he saw sexy Mabel wanted to fuck,
Said the driver to Mabel,
"Yo baby! You KNOW I'm able!"
And with joy Mabel squawked like a duck!
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Perhaps we can try doing a limerick challenge in "Tilted Literature" some time, maybe? Maybe.

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