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Martian · 12-10-2005, 02:57 PM

Okay.

So you want to be good in bed? Well, I'll give you the simple rule.

Stop. Look. Listen.

The reason so many guys aren't very good is because when the little guy gets excited they lose their head, so to speak. This is how you get people who end up like a fellow one of my female friends dated, who earned himself the nickname 'the two-pump chump'.

The first step is to stop. Don't just shove it in. Take your time, pay attention. My first time and any time when I don't think I'm going to last, I go down on the girl first. That way, even if I turn out to be a one minute wonder, I know that she'll be walking away happy.

Sometimes you and she just want a quickie. That's cool, but for anything else if you don't think you can give it to her with your tool, use your hands and mouth instead. Even if you're strongly averted to going down on a girl (something I'll never understand, but I hear there are guys like that out there) you still have two hands. Get into some heavy petting.

And when you're doing it, look and listen. Even if she doesn't outright tell you, she'll let you know what works for her and what doesn't. Try different things until you find something that really works for her, then stick with it.

If you feel comfortable doing it, ask her to masturbate for you. She already knows what gets her off and if you can get her to demonstrate for you, you'll be one step ahead of the game.

The actual deed, well... getting good at that is just practice. The rest of this is just to make sure she keeps coming back, so that you'll get the chance to practice as much as possible.

And no, there are no books. As much as us men may wish otherwise, women don't come with instruction manuals. You'll just have to figure it out on your own.

12-10-2005, 02:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Okay. So you want to be good in bed? Well, I'll give you the simple rule. Stop. Look. Listen. The reason so many guys aren't very good is because when the little guy gets excited they lose their head, so to speak. This is how you get people who end up like a fellow one of my female friends dated, who earned himself the nickname 'the two-pump chump'. The first step is to stop. Don't just shove it in. Take your time, pay attention. My first time and any time when I don't think I'm going to last, I go down on the girl first. That way, even if I turn out to be a one minute wonder, I know that she'll be walking away happy. Sometimes you and she just want a quickie. That's cool, but for anything else if you don't think you can give it to her with your tool, use your hands and mouth instead. Even if you're strongly averted to going down on a girl (something I'll never understand, but I hear there are guys like that out there) you still have two hands. Get into some heavy petting. And when you're doing it, look and listen. Even if she doesn't outright tell you, she'll let you know what works for her and what doesn't. Try different things until you find something that really works for her, then stick with it. If you feel comfortable doing it, ask her to masturbate for you. She already knows what gets her off and if you can get her to demonstrate for you, you'll be one step ahead of the game. The actual deed, well... getting good at that is just practice. The rest of this is just to make sure she keeps coming back, so that you'll get the chance to practice as much as possible. And no, there are no books. As much as us men may wish otherwise, women don't come with instruction manuals. You'll just have to figure it out on your own. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame