Then there's:
Lack, verb: Ah really lack that color
Urine: pronoun: Ah really lack that shirt of urine.
Fan. adj: She sure looks fan t'day
Wot: interrog. adj: Wot we havin for supper?
Bide: verb: Ah bide it at the Piggly-Wiggly
True story: I took my sister with me on one of my excursions to NC to meet all my friends. One, Billy, was from GA. At dinner, he and my other friend, Roo, were going back and forth with one-liner jokes and we were all laughing hysterically. However, on the way home at the end of the weekend, my sister asked me, "Did you understand anything Billy said? I sure couldn't!" I said I understood every word-seems she laughed just as much out of politeness as at the absurdity that not one word he uttered, she understood
