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MEAD · 12-10-2005, 10:03 AM

I've only had one sexual partner in my limited experience, so it seems as if the best and worst both come from her mouth.

The best would be after I went down on her for the first time she said something to the effect of "I could die now and I'd be fine with that."

And the worst isnt something either of us said. It was more the fact that after our first time together I didn't come. That made her very self concious, in the end it just turns out that the damn condoms we had were like extra thick and had some numbing agent on them, later I tried to masturbate with one of them on and got nothing. The next day we bought some thinner ones and all was good.

Oh do I miss sex....

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MEAD Insane Location: South Florida	I've only had one sexual partner in my limited experience, so it seems as if the best and worst both come from her mouth. The best would be after I went down on her for the first time she said something to the effect of "I could die now and I'd be fine with that." And the worst isnt something either of us said. It was more the fact that after our first time together I didn't come. That made her very self concious, in the end it just turns out that the damn condoms we had were like extra thick and had some numbing agent on them, later I tried to masturbate with one of them on and got nothing. The next day we bought some thinner ones and all was good. Oh do I miss sex.... __________________ Here are some phrases I'd like to be able to say, in all honesty, before I die. "That's it, send out the ninjas!" "So then I had to kill my way to the second floor."