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Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Maleficent's Christmas party. It was Sweetpea who spiked the punch with too much rum runner. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like clove.
I thought it was funny when I put JustJess's thong on my head and danced the waltz on the bed while singing `Round and Round'. I didn't mean to break Amonkie's vcr and don't know why Onesnowyowl would sue me for statutory rape.
I don't remember calling Charlatan's wife a battered chicken---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on *Nikki*'s husband's little toe, it was only because I ate too much of that beef jerky.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my camaro through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dank kitty and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and wet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dark stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and patiently yours,
Shannon (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 7 bucks!