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longbough · 12-09-2005, 12:28 PM

Best #1: "I looove anal."

Best #2: (in a good way) "Oh my God! What are you doing?" - after multiple orgasms she asked embarassingly, "What did you do to me? where did you learn that?"

Best #3: "Just tell me what you want. I'll do anything for you."

Best #4: A very unique animalistic scream I can't describe - afterwards she swore she never remembered making noise at all.

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Worst #1: Not one thing said but similar to that. She was a hot flight attendant/ lingerie model I dated for 4 years - everything was great until our sexual "clocks" got out of sync. She liked sex best when we were fighting or upset but wasn't in the mood when things were going great. (Which explains why she was always trying to find a reason to be pissed at me or to piss me off.) I was the opposite. Also I love morning sex. She didn't. In the end neither of us was getting any when we needed it most.

Worst #2: A very cute East Indian girl wanted me to show her how to give proper head. When I showed her she said, "That's stupid." Then proceeded to resume giving the worst head I've ever had in my life.

Worst #3: "I'm not in the mood anymore - sorry." Rolls over and goes to sleep.

Worst #4: "Would you mind wearing some of my clothes and makeup?" I guess in another time and place with another woman I'd try anything - but I mentally combined that with the times she hinted at wanting to screw me with a huge strap-on and the times she wanted to wear her biker leather during sex (she rides a Ducati). (oh... and the buttplug she wanted to buy for me) I added the whole thing up in my head and confronted her about the complete fantasy she wanted to fulfill. Looks like we were both dedicated tops.

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longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	Best #1: "I looove anal." Best #2: (in a good way) "Oh my God! What are you doing?" - after multiple orgasms she asked embarassingly, "What did you do to me? where did you learn that?" Best #3: "Just tell me what you want. I'll do anything for you." Best #4: A very unique animalistic scream I can't describe - afterwards she swore she never remembered making noise at all. ------- Worst #1: Not one thing said but similar to that. She was a hot flight attendant/ lingerie model I dated for 4 years - everything was great until our sexual "clocks" got out of sync. She liked sex best when we were fighting or upset but wasn't in the mood when things were going great. (Which explains why she was always trying to find a reason to be pissed at me or to piss me off.) I was the opposite. Also I love morning sex. She didn't. In the end neither of us was getting any when we needed it most. Worst #2: A very cute East Indian girl wanted me to show her how to give proper head. When I showed her she said, "That's stupid." Then proceeded to resume giving the worst head I've ever had in my life. Worst #3: "I'm not in the mood anymore - sorry." Rolls over and goes to sleep. Worst #4: "Would you mind wearing some of my clothes and makeup?" I guess in another time and place with another woman I'd try anything - but I mentally combined that with the times she hinted at wanting to screw me with a huge strap-on and the times she wanted to wear her biker leather during sex (she rides a Ducati). (oh... and the buttplug she wanted to buy for me) I added the whole thing up in my head and confronted her about the complete fantasy she wanted to fulfill. Looks like we were both dedicated tops. Last edited by longbough; 12-09-2005 at 12:31 PM..