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Go to the petshop and buy ten thousand crickets. Release them around the school, esp. up in the ceiling, along with handfulls of dog food. They will live for months.
We tried this, but the guys with the crickets just let them loose in the hallway, so the janitors just walked around with vacums...foomp foompfoomp
Live chickens run about three dollars each...I was unable to supervise the cricket release because I had a box with four of them in it. They caused some fun.
At a neighboring school someone put tires over the flag pole. But a cop stopped them and made them work the whole night taking them off.
Cows only walk up steps, and school elevators are way to small for a cow...
One of my climbing buddies bolted a toilet about fifteen feet up the wall of the school.
Greased pig...
This next one is classic (and, I think an original idea), and you can't get in trouble for it. The position my school took on personal transportation was: "You are supposed to ride the bus that we have provided for you. If you choose to do otherwise and are late for any reason, you will be punished." I stopped at an accident on my way to school to help someone who was badly injured. Since I knew the schools policy, I had a police officer call the school for me to tell them that I was going to be late because I had stopped to save someones life, and to please excuse me. They refused, and I got detention, even though the police officer offered to personally go down to the school and explain. My answer:
Get everyone who normally drives or gets a ride to school (most students when you include passengers) to take the bus one day. There are barely enough busses to pick up everyone who rides them normally. So busses would have to make multiple trips, if they came at all, and would be unable to pick up the elementary and middle school students. Believe me when I tell you that this causes chaos....if everyone actually participates. And, since it is school policy that everyone should be riding the bus, they can't punish anybody who decides to.
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