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BigBen · 12-08-2005, 11:40 AM

Hell yes.

I often fret that I don't have enough time on my hands.

Although the point above about being left aside when technology accelerates was something I hadn't thought about!

I would read every book. Every one.

Then I would paint, and sculpt. I would visit famous museums.

I would join a monestary every once in a while, to become centred. It would probably freak the monks out when they saw that I didn't age.

I would ensure that I specialized in martial arts, and then combine them and my knowledge into a super-martial-art, Ben Fu. I would run around the country, kicking ass, and people would say "How do I learn that style, master?" and I would say "Live forever!"

Getting caught under a landslide and waiting fo erosion to free me would NOT be fun, and in such a case I would go absolutely insane.

Then once freed, I would probably turn into some kind of super-villan, since I would be insane and a combat master!

I would join different armies, and go on the front lines and do stupid heroic shit; I would save lives and have fun, knowing that I was going to live forever!

Jeez. I just read what I wrote, and boy does that sound delusional. Hmmm. I guess that is the mood I am in today.

12-08-2005, 11:40 AM	#40 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Hell yes. I often fret that I don't have enough time on my hands. Although the point above about being left aside when technology accelerates was something I hadn't thought about! I would read every book. Every one. Then I would paint, and sculpt. I would visit famous museums. I would join a monestary every once in a while, to become centred. It would probably freak the monks out when they saw that I didn't age. I would ensure that I specialized in martial arts, and then combine them and my knowledge into a super-martial-art, Ben Fu. I would run around the country, kicking ass, and people would say "How do I learn that style, master?" and I would say "Live forever!" Getting caught under a landslide and waiting fo erosion to free me would NOT be fun, and in such a case I would go absolutely insane. Then once freed, I would probably turn into some kind of super-villan, since I would be insane and a combat master! I would join different armies, and go on the front lines and do stupid heroic shit; I would save lives and have fun, knowing that I was going to live forever! Jeez. I just read what I wrote, and boy does that sound delusional. Hmmm. I guess that is the mood I am in today. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.