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BigBen · 12-08-2005, 11:23 AM

How about 5 times a day?

Once at wake up, as soon as (or before, if the dream was good) eyes open;
Once in the morning shower;
Once at the end of shift, back at home, or barracks;
Once during the afternoon/evening, when looking at something that arouses you;
Once before bed (fall asleep, reason posted above);

Is that bad? Will I go blind when I am 80?

Or worse, will I obsess about sex so much that it takes over my life, and all I do is masturbate and think dirty thoughts...

I have often wondered what the average for males (normal males, I don't want to hear from you perverts) is on an average day.

For me, it is 5 times a day.

12-08-2005, 11:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	How about 5 times a day? Once at wake up, as soon as (or before, if the dream was good) eyes open; Once in the morning shower; Once at the end of shift, back at home, or barracks; Once during the afternoon/evening, when looking at something that arouses you; Once before bed (fall asleep, reason posted above); Is that bad? Will I go blind when I am 80? Or worse, will I obsess about sex so much that it takes over my life, and all I do is masturbate and think dirty thoughts... I have often wondered what the average for males (normal males, I don't want to hear from you perverts) is on an average day. For me, it is 5 times a day. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.