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Originally Posted by Elphaba
Thank you... rough days lately, but humor always gets us through.  |
/start threadjack.... my thread so....
first I appologize for the typo "rlph"....
Ok Humor you may have:
Three religious leaders describe how they determine how much of the donations go to charity....
The Pope says they draw a cross and the priests stand in the center throw the money up in the air and whatever lands in the cross goes to God's work.... the rest the church keeps in their coffers.
The leader of the Unitarian church tells how they draw a huge circle and divide it equally to all religions and throw the money up into the air.... where ever the money lands that money goes to that religion's charities.
Pat Robertson stands and says he throws the money up and whatever God wants he catches, the rest well goes to him and the GOP.
(Yes, I know that joke can work any way and for any religion, but I wanted Elph to laugh sooooo.......)
/end threadjack.