Well, this could not be a Canadian place unless we talked about the weather, and how winter is really finally here;
My old wool peacoat is getting a little drafty, and my ski jacket has that little ridge of fabric beside the zipper that gets caught every fucking time I zip it up...
My buddy ordered 15 parkas for his hockey team (Sponsors helped him out), and one of them doesn't fit. It is an XL, and low and BEHOLD!!!
Who is the biggest guy that he knows that would possibly fit this thing?
BIG BEN, That's who!!
Ooooh baby, I am going to do some serious ice-fishing this winter. I won't even need a fishing shack! I'll be that crazy guy standing out there in the blizzard.