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MSD · 12-05-2005, 07:02 PM

There isn't much that can be done to prevent another suicide hijacking short of sedating everyone on board. I'll bet I could make a weapon that's a lot worse than a box cutter with a flat roll of duct tape (the pocket-sized 6-foot roll that's flat instead of round,) a walkman, and a quarter. I am also finding myself wishing we had a Macgyver smiley.

give up?
Spoiler: throw a walkman battery at the bathroom mirror to break it, select a nice long shard of glass, score the glass with the edge of a quarter and break it over the edge of the sink, then wrap duct tape around the wide end to form a handle. Presto, glass machete.

edit: I could also just use my fully legal 7-inch screwdriver.

12-05-2005, 07:02 PM	#37 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	There isn't much that can be done to prevent another suicide hijacking short of sedating everyone on board. I'll bet I could make a weapon that's a lot worse than a box cutter with a flat roll of duct tape (the pocket-sized 6-foot roll that's flat instead of round,) a walkman, and a quarter. I am also finding myself wishing we had a Macgyver smiley. give up? Spoiler: throw a walkman battery at the bathroom mirror to break it, select a nice long shard of glass, score the glass with the edge of a quarter and break it over the edge of the sink, then wrap duct tape around the wide end to form a handle. Presto, glass machete. edit: I could also just use my fully legal 7-inch screwdriver.