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BigBen · 12-05-2005, 10:30 AM

Hell, I can't make it 5 minutes without either

A) coffee or

B) Beer.

Then I have to ask: Why would I want to live without coffee or beer?

Total hoax. Maybe a miscommunication or a mistranslation?

What if someone asked you, in broken english, "Do you orgy?"

You reply "Not for the last 10 years."

They report in a newspaper in a different language "Man does not have sex for a decade! Incredible!"

Maybe he "Consumes" food or sustinence of some kind, but does not consider it eating? Yes, that is a lot of communal wafers and grape juice, but could a priest last longer than us if he was taking communion 6 times a day? He would not consider that eating, of course. That would be offending his religion.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Hell, I can't make it 5 minutes without either A) coffee or B) Beer. Then I have to ask: Why would I want to live without coffee or beer? Total hoax. Maybe a miscommunication or a mistranslation? What if someone asked you, in broken english, "Do you orgy?" You reply "Not for the last 10 years." They report in a newspaper in a different language "Man does not have sex for a decade! Incredible!" Maybe he "Consumes" food or sustinence of some kind, but does not consider it eating? Yes, that is a lot of communal wafers and grape juice, but could a priest last longer than us if he was taking communion 6 times a day? He would not consider that eating, of course. That would be offending his religion. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.