Originally Posted by Rodney

As is often the case, Lewis Black has the ultimate word on women and diamond ads:
He was on the Daily Show riffling through a gift catalog aimed at the extremely wealthy. Then he held up a page: "Look! A diamond bracelet -- 'for her.' Only TEN MILLION DOLLARS!"

"TEN MILLION DOLLARS! Men, my question is this: HOW HORNY ARE YOU? Because I know a place where TEN MILLION DOLLARS will get you laid ONE MILLION TIMES!"

And that's why I can't watch diamond commercials any more without giggling