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Old 12-04-2005, 01:01 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Impetuous1
No, actually, I think that all attractive people are actually automatons that have no real feelings nor are they especially attracted to anyone else since they are so good looking. To have their need for sex met, after their hand gets tired from masturbating in the mirror, they agree to go out with someone for diamonds. This makes the trade off worth it to them. They get a diamond. You get to have sex with them.
That sounds like a sweet deal for attractive people. Is there somewhere I can sign up to join the club and get this "sex and diamonds" deal? What if two attractive people have sex with each other? Do they exchange diamonds, or do they just forego the diamonds? Or, are is the diamond-giving based on which of the attractive people is slightly more attractive based on the results of a poll, or is it gender-based? If it is gender-based, how do homosexual sex partners who are both attractive decide who gives out the diamonds?
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