Let's see:
-- cheap wall racks at KMart for displaying all 35 of my rifles and 22 pistols;
-- if you're black you can get free room and board in government housing just for walking down the street
-- lawn bowling year around in Florida
-- home entertainment centers so entertaining you can forget to vote!
-- with the war, business is booming
-- lots of hispanics that don't mind losing hands and feet in dangerous, low paying jobs
-- lots and lots of clean, well-trimmed suburbs, great for raising kids!
-- ever since 9/11, more folks vote Republican! To be Republican is to be free.
-- since 9/11 there seem to be terrorists on every street corner, but Jesus is coming soon, and he'll take care of them!
About what you were expecting, Benito?