Holy shit, I can't stop laughing!
In a past life I was a baker (not a cake decorater, that's a whole 'nother job) and I'm trying to picture one of the front girls coming into the back of house and telling me we need a penis cake. I'm trying to imagine the look on the cake decorator's face.
That's just fucking brilliant.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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