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Can you imagine participating in a Jihad for selfish reasons, and going to paradise with a raging hard-on. 72 Vigins, here I come!
You aproach the altar, and you are greeted by Mohammad.
"Here is your 72 varities of rice." Proclaims Mohammad.
"WHAT THE FUCK? Am I supposed to make love to the rice barrels?"
"Hey, it's really good rice. Almost worth dying for."
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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