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who were you with?
Three of my buddies.
what floor where you on?
We were going to the 3rd floor, it stopped about 2 feet short of the 2nd floor.
why did it stop?
My buddy tried to pry open the door while it was moving.
how long were you in there?
1.5 hours.
were you scared?
A little nervous that we might get in trouble. Also nervous that I might pee my pants since I had been drinking heavily all night.
are you still in there?
Naw, man.
do you need help?
Naw, man.
Just a worthless experience. This was in my friends dorm at 3 am, so there were a bunch of security guards hovering around when they realized we were stuck.
The drunk friend who tried to open the doors was successful in opening the door about 5 inches, so we could see into the lobby somewhat. Than, after about 5 minutes, he laid down and passed out.
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