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Well, a marathon is a very hard race to run. Thankfully, I have cheated and didn't start running till the end of the course cutting in and winning. But as the situation goes, my leg starts hurting! What to do! Well, since I just took the lead and they are now closing in, with the finish line just ahead I have only one option. Tackle the other runners. Now as you can imagine that I'd already be in blinding pain and you obviously must be asking how in the world I could tackle someone and still be able to get up and run and win? Well, the tackle as it turns out to be, is more of a fall, and not only that, but I miss! So, I'm on the ground, in blinding pain from my leg, and now my forehead hurts too from hitting the asphalt. There's only one thing left to do. Get trampled. Luckily, since I got trampled, I don't notice my leg hurting anymore. The race ends and I proceed to go to the port-a-jon to heal my wounds.
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