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1) Yes, yes.
2) I think I'd start with the legs/arms, set up a roasting spinny thing to put the meat on (if fire is available) and eat.
3) No, journalists would be all up in my face and people would look at ME funny.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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