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Mix some laxative in with some milk and leave a bowl out for "evil kitty". It may not solve your problem, the the mental image of "evil kitty" spraying liquid excrement all over the inside of your un-helpful neighbor's house might make memories of screen climbing easier to live with.
Another idea is lengths of razor wire affixed vertically to the outside of the screen and a light dusting of salt on the porch.
Courage.
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