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Reliving the past
So what would you laugh about if you got together with some friends you hadn't seen in a long time?
I'll start:
My college had an air-conditioned women's dorm, but none of the male dorms were. Go figure.
One hot night, we were trying to study for a final, and the heat was oppressive. One guy mentioned that his girlfriend had gone home. So we gathered up our stuff, and snuck into her room. After visiting hours. All went fine for awhile, and caffeinated drinks were consumed to stay awake.
Until we realized we couldn't go into the bathroom to take a leak.
So we opened the (second floor) window and let fly. One guy, for unknown reasons, began falling out. I managed to grab him by the waistband and keep him from falling out. He's now a full professor of chemistry at a well-known university. I occasionally remind him that he might not have that kind of job if he'd been found unconscious on the ground next to the girls' dorm with his wang out.
Anyone else? Truth factor will not be strictly enforced.
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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."
Margaret Thatcher
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