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Old 11-23-2005, 07:46 AM   #59 (permalink)
Cynthetiq
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on the elevator ride up...

a child was whining to his mother...

she said, "Okay, I'm going to take you back to school..." and he shuffled his feet and pinched up his voice to a shrill, "I don't wanna go to school!!!!!!"

Luckily they got off at 7 the first stop and the other person and I looked at each other with a sigh of relief.

I said to him, "And I didn't want to come to work today...Can't someone force me to go to school instead?"

He replied, "yes, I think I can do a day of kindergarten finger painting.."
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