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Pellet gun is a good idea if you make a clean kill on the dumb thing.
If you don't yer in big trouble with the big bad animal contol peoples.
headshot, or right behind its front legs will lay him down within 10 or so feet of where you shot him. Use a pointed tip pellet, .20 cal I would suggest, a .17 should rock his world too I suspect.
Anti-freeze in little trays hidden on your porch, and in other areas no one will see them. It won't always kill the cat, but he'll be ridiculously sick for a few days, and normally they are brain damaged/retarded after you do this, so chances are he'd be outta yer hair and trying to fuck a doorknob or something.
you could also get a good dog, not a princy lil faggot but something like a flathaired retriever, shepard, elkhound, something with at least some primal instinct for the hunt/kill.
That would surely deter 90% of cats.
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