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Ustwo · 11-22-2005, 12:05 PM

Ok time for Uncle Ustwo to help you out. Mind you uncle Ustwo is a dirty old letch.

Now you remind me of when I met the Mrs. Ustwo. Well no not really but I was a college senior and she was a freshman. The rest of your story doesn't really fit at all, but thats neither hear nor there, I'd have figured it out already.

So lets pretend she never had a bf before, that means shes very horny by this time in life, thats good. On the other hand shes also scared shitless, and feels behind the curve. All her friends have gotten laid before (at least she thinks) and here she is a fresh virgin, doesn't know what to do, doesn't know what to expect and shes friends with this college senior! Oh heavens..........

Now I am going to assume she is interested. If shes not interested its a non-issue you move on from. Always assume they are interested. Now where was I, oh yes, so this girl is interested, horny and scared. Whats next? Well first off a little sagely advice young man, don't tell her about your old flings and don't ask her about hers, its just a bad thing to do. Sure it gives you something to talk about, maybe an incite to her mind, but its not information you really want to know about, especially if you ever get serious with her. Now where was I again? Oh yea, how to make her yours in a biblical sense.

Well take this IHS (interested, horny, scared) on a classic date. Make sure there is no doubt in her mind this is a date, do dinner and a movie or some god awful cliche like that, just the two of you, no friends tagging along. So blah blah blah , eat eat eat , blah blah blah , watch watch watch (go for hand holding in watch watch watch ).

Now son, the date is over, you are alone after the movie, its time to screw up your courage and make your move, perhaps you need alcohol if you are an amateur, and I don't recommend it as some people act poorly under its influence, but what ever it takes, look her in those eyes and kiss her (keep your tongue in at first, no need to scare her even more).

This here will be the cusp, the moment where all is clear, if she is indeed an IHS she will kiss you back and then the rest is up to you, though I do recommend following the three blue balls rule, and if you need to ask what that is then do so. If she sort of pulls away in disgust or an uncomfortable look, you know the kind of look that says 'how do I tell him I am not an IHS without breaking his heart', you know she has no interest and you can chalk her up to the friends category, and be on your merry way.

11-22-2005, 12:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Ok time for Uncle Ustwo to help you out. Mind you uncle Ustwo is a dirty old letch. Now you remind me of when I met the Mrs. Ustwo. Well no not really but I was a college senior and she was a freshman. The rest of your story doesn't really fit at all, but thats neither hear nor there, I'd have figured it out already. So lets pretend she never had a bf before, that means shes very horny by this time in life, thats good. On the other hand shes also scared shitless, and feels behind the curve. All her friends have gotten laid before (at least she thinks) and here she is a fresh virgin, doesn't know what to do, doesn't know what to expect and shes friends with this college senior! Oh heavens.......... Now I am going to assume she is interested. If shes not interested its a non-issue you move on from. Always assume they are interested. Now where was I, oh yes, so this girl is interested, horny and scared. Whats next? Well first off a little sagely advice young man, don't tell her about your old flings and don't ask her about hers, its just a bad thing to do. Sure it gives you something to talk about, maybe an incite to her mind, but its not information you really want to know about, especially if you ever get serious with her. Now where was I again? Oh yea, how to make her yours in a biblical sense. Well take this IHS (interested, horny, scared) on a classic date. Make sure there is no doubt in her mind this is a date, do dinner and a movie or some god awful cliche like that, just the two of you, no friends tagging along. So blah blah blah , eat eat eat , blah blah blah , watch watch watch (go for hand holding in watch watch watch ). Now son, the date is over, you are alone after the movie, its time to screw up your courage and make your move, perhaps you need alcohol if you are an amateur, and I don't recommend it as some people act poorly under its influence, but what ever it takes, look her in those eyes and kiss her (keep your tongue in at first, no need to scare her even more). This here will be the cusp, the moment where all is clear, if she is indeed an IHS she will kiss you back and then the rest is up to you, though I do recommend following the three blue balls rule, and if you need to ask what that is then do so. If she sort of pulls away in disgust or an uncomfortable look, you know the kind of look that says 'how do I tell him I am not an IHS without breaking his heart', you know she has no interest and you can chalk her up to the friends category, and be on your merry way. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.