Well, I know who I am going to call the next time I find myself in a corporate game and find myself without leadership:
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"I love people who don't have children who tell you how to parent," said Alison Miller, 35, a psychologist, corporate coach and mother of two. "I'd love for him to be responsible for three children for the next year and see if he can control the volume of their voices every minute of the day."
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Corporate Coach? What in the Holy Fuck is that? Have we sunk so low as a society to allow this to occur? This woman is obviously creating her own title to impress the writer of the story!
Who do you coach? The corporation? It is a person, as described by law. How about the executives of the corporation? Naw, executive coach doesn't sound as sexy.
/ben runs off to make fancy new title
BigBen:
Industry Leadership Direction Specialist.
Financial Management Protocol Director
Director In Programming, Super High Intensity Training
Master and Commander, Accounts Recievable
Alpha and Omega
The One True Ben
I hate people somedays. I can assure you that Ms. Miller and I would not get along very well. Not today, anyways.