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Everyone I know has a certain thing I like to get them (usually revolving around alcohol).
Buddy #1 : Rye
Buddy #2: Scotch
Buddy #3: Vodka
Buddy #4: and on and on and on....
Is this a bad thing? My good friends and I look forward to re-stocking the liquor cabinets during this season.
After all, Baby Jesus was presented with three gifts. I am pretty sure that frankincense and myrrh are ancient brands of alcohol.
If you are going to get me a gift card, make it one of those "Mall Bucks" things that is redeemable throughout the whole mall (something like 30 stores).
I like cash;
I like having no gift at all;
Friend: "Dude. Here is a beer. I didn't get you a gift."
Me: "You sharing a beer with me is more gift than a thousand bucks."
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