Even though I know that most people have hairy balls, I still like to make sure mine are at least clean. My wife tells me she doesn't mind so much when my balls are dirty, but I think that's because the movement feels so good, because of regular ball cleaning, that she doesn't notice when they are a bit dirty.
I, on the other hand, can't wait to get in there every day to rub some gunk out of my balls. Over time, I'm worried that this obsessive ball cleaning might lead to a loss of sensation and accuracy.
Oh, silly me... I've been referring to my balls in the plural when in actual fact I have only one in the mouse for the desktop (laptop we use an optical mouse). Why would I make such a silly mistake?
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