Everytime I was away from a decent toilet and needed to pee. It must be neat to be able to pee standing up. Also, in the summertime it would be nice to be able to walk around bare chested without attracting too much attention.
Whenever I needed a bit of extra strength. In spite of me being a manual labourer and having pretty impressive arm muscles, my brother who doesn't do *anything* straining is still stronger than me. So male Pip would be pretty strong I think.
Oh, and it would be great to be able to walk home alone in the middle of the night without having to worry about getting raped. Or be able to take a leasurly walk in the woods without an escort.
And I bet I would be devilishly handsome with sideburns! One of the things I am envious of is men's ability to change their appearance by growing a beard or moustache. I'd try that.
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