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Birds, squirrels, toes moving under the blanket, bare feet across the hardwood floor==> attack mode
being pulled into the bathtub because he keeps trying to eat the bubbles, riding in the car, the cat carrier, getting a bath==> freak out mode
Closed blinds, a cup of water on any surface, curtains, mommy not paying enough attention to him, getting sprayed with a bottle of water==> Destroyer of the Universe

Attack is with claws, teeth, and that horrible grab-you-with-my-front-claws-and-dig-repeatedly-at-you-with-my-back-legs move.
Freaking out involves swelling up like a toe ended up in a light socket, running around the house at top speed muttering in this horrid, possessed octave that makes all of the people laugh and dodge. He sounds a lot like a turkey on crack.
Destroyer of the Universe... just that. The glass goes over, the laptop gets stepped on or the glass of water onto it, blinds come down off the wall, furniture and clothing shredded. Hence the cycle begins anew.

Stupid cat. He also opens doors, turns the water on and gets in to anything open. And heaven forbid you open a package of peanuts... Gone in 10 Seconds.

edit for speeling. cause i cain't.

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