Best: Hearing the words "God yes" and "oh my god", etc. w/God in it, from a girl who was wiccan, and despised all notions of "god". Flattering isn't the word. It was fucking fantastic.
Worst: "I love you" - Girl who worked where I worked (but rarely, so never talked to her), talked with briefly one evening, invited back to my apartment, and jumped into bed with me. Nothing says, "psychotic" than a girl telling you she loves you on the first night of casual sex, having really only met that day. My answer: "Yeah, that's really not cool at this point in time. Maybe you should go." and I never talked to her again. Found out she had just left her previous boyfriend a few days prior, and was just SO co-dependant, she was going to latch onto whoever asked for it.
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