Hahaha, oh man, that's a funny article. The guy who wrote it must have been playing as female characters for years to gain that much insight. Because it's true, there truly are no girls on the intarweb.
Another funny thing about that article is the conversations were so true, that is exactly what all the twelve year olds say. The poor fools actually believe there are girls on the internet. I remember those days, back before I learned the hard way that the opposite was true.
Heh, back when I played World of Warcraft I was always the "Nice Guy with Good Grammar" in those types of situations, I'm just like, "Leave the poor guy alone, if he wants to get free stuff from flirting with other guys, then that's his own prerogative."