Wow, those are some crazy beliefs. Of course, I had some to...
I believed that the plant in our town was an amusement park because of all the lights at night. I was convinced that my mom was going there during her lunchtime without me and listening the the dj from the radio station live and riding the rides.
I also thought that the word humid was human. I would walk around saying, "It's human outside I need some water." If someone would correct me I'd get mad at them.
I also believe that New England was an actual state until I was in jr. high...no wonder I flunked geography.