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When I was young I was always afraid the world was going to flood while I slept (i.e. biblical Noah's Ark flooding) because of going to church, and every night I'd have to convince myself that it wouldn't happen because the world would only flood the one time and never again. Then I'd have dreams of being rescued by swimming to the top of the water with my family using SCUBA gear. It was bizarre. I also worried about the world catching on fire and not being put out.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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