I know...we are sick and demented Parents, but this is my oldest Daughters Favorite bedtime story....in a somewhat Tilted Form
A is for Amonkie who fell down the stairs
B is for Buddah assaulted by Bears
C is for Charlatan who wasted away
D is for destr0x thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Elphaba who choked on a peach
F is for fresnelly sucked dry by a leach
G is for genuinegirly smothered under a rug
H is for Halx done in by a thug
I is for iamnormal who drowned in a lake
J is for JumpinJesus who took lye by mistake
K is for Koni who was struck with an axe
L is for lebell who swallowed some tacks
M is for Medusa99 who was swept out to sea
N is for Ngdawg who died of ennui
O is for onodrim run through with an Awl
P is for Paddyjoe trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quadrowho sunk in a mire
R is for Redlemon consumed by a Fire
S is for Sportswidow who perished of fits
T is for tecoyah who flew into bits
U is for Ustwo who slipped down a drain
V is for Veruca squashed under a train
W is for Worlds King embedded in Ice
X is for Xazy devoured by mice
Y is for Yotta whos head was knocked in
Z is for Zxello who drank too much Gin
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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
Last edited by tecoyah; 11-13-2005 at 06:30 AM..
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