I believed in Jesus and Santa when I was little. I stopped believing in Santa when I was 9 or 10 and Jesus/God/Heaven and Hell when I was about 13.
I also believe that if a woman eats a lot of goose eggs, she'd get pregnant. That's what my mom told me when I asked why one of my aunts got pregnant. woooooo...
Oh, and that America is a "paradise for kids." In a way, it is. Compare to other places...
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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