Ok, I watched the rest of the episode. That last one was the worst greeter ever, it's like, umm, yeah the local culture of Page, Arizona is represented by some kid in a T-shirt.

Poor Weavers, nobody likes us.

I could hear the world's tiniest violin playing in the background as they got some life advice from Dr. Phil.

Paolos: "I'll take your frickin' head off!" "This is a big river I can drown you here and no one would find your body!"

(I sure love my

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