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Originally Posted by Redlemon
"fart-fig-newton"? I'm not familiar with that flavor of cookie...
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They're a bit strange tasting; they remind me a little bit of eggs.
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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
Whoa, whoa, whoa and whoa. Lemme get this straight...you once called yourself a United States Air Force Security Policeman, and you never once laughed at anyone's misfortune? You had no ice water coursing through your veins? Your heart was not as hard as a cold gray stone? Your very gaze did not chill the blood of those unfortunate enough to come upon you? You held no grudge against your fellow man? Something's not quite adding up here.
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Heh. Okay, okay. There was one night I was working an ECP and this really drunk guy comes walking down the road towards us in his civvies. The area patrol was there talking to me and we look at this guy walking towards us. He was obviously unaware of where he was. As soon as he passed into the restricted area - unaware of our presence - I shouted, "Hey buddy, where you going?"
He responded, "I'm goin' to town!" in a very jovial voice. We proceeded to jack him up, had him against the fence, did a search, called his supervisor, and then laughed at him as he got his ass chewed out by his supervisor at 2am on the flight line. Could we have just told him he was going the wrong way? Sure, but then, we were bored and wanted to have a little fun.
There, that better?
