Bill O'Rights

Whoa, whoa, whoa and whoa. Lemme get this straight...you once called yourself a United States Air Force Security Policeman, and you never once laughed at anyone's misfortune? You had no ice water coursing through your veins? Your heart was not as hard as a cold gray stone? Your very gaze did not chill the blood of those unfortunate enough to come upon you? You held no grudge against your fellow man? Something's not quite adding up here.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.