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I loved Gladiator, so right off the bat I think you are insane.

I do agree that Troy sucked balls, and Kingdom of Heaven was booooooooooring (plus Orlando Bloom is not the kind of guy who can carry a movie; I wish Liam Neeson had been the main character).

Don't the Lord of the Rings movies count as epics? They were all pretty damn good (progressively so).

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