My grandfather told me that if I ate the crusts on my sandwiches, I'd be able to whistle.
And that orange trees would grow out of my ears if I ate the seeds.
My mom convinced me that every thing I did outside could really "put someone's eye out like that".
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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