Apparently I was misinformed. Grace was a cheerleader in high school, as was her high school girlfriend.* Apparently, they conspired to allow only hot young 18-year-old bisexual girls on the team, and would warm up before practice and games my rubbing oil on each other's nude bodies, then would relax afterwards with full body massages and naked dips in the whirlpool before going out with their boyfriends.
For what it's worth, though I've never been a cheerleader myself, I do in fact have a cheerleading outfit. Is the chess team sexy? Forensics? Cross country? The Sci Fi club? School newspaper? Academic decathlon? English Olympics? Geography bee? I did all of those at one time or another.
Regarding the bathrooms referenced earlier, they're in the Mandalay Bay's Chinese Restaurant, right smack dab in the middle of the dining room, behind a beaded curtain. The walls are thick frosted white glass, and they're unisex; you just kinda wander in and take whatever's free. And nobody cares if two people occupy one at the same time. The glass, fortunately or unfortunately, depending upon your point of view, isn't quite opaque; you can see shadows of the person or people inside each unit as you pass by. Grace and I weren't the only ones who chose to use one together the night we were there.* After entering, we found ourselves overwhelmed by a passion so great that we couldn't keep our hands off of each other, losing ourselves in the moment, oblivious to the silence that grew around our unit as our sounds of ecstasy built to a crescendo, only to discover a crowd had gathered to watch the play of our shadows on the frosted glass as we made love, applauding enthusiastically as we exited. The cleaning charge they added to our bill was quite extensive.
After reading the one cheerleader's bio, I gotta say that, had I no picture, I'd think they were describing Grace.
Gilda
*Based on a true story, but enhanced for readability from this point forward.
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